The ifajig attack is not a series of moves like traditional openings because the ifajig attack transcends move order and logic/gravity itself. The ifajig attack is a mentality, not a series of moves. However, the ifajig attack usually starts like this…
how to play THE DREADED IFAJIG WRATH ATTACK
The ifajig attack is a mentality, the mindset of an ifajig attack player is someone who will always throw all of his pieces at his opponent’s king no matter the risk, and in the deadliest manner. On this website, I will show you how to play in this manner and how to acquire a chess mindset of a stone cold killer. The ifajig attack can be played in a variety of ways. The deadliest and also riskiest variation of the ifajig attack, for only the most brave young man and his conquering spear, is THE DREADED IFAJIG WRATH ATTACK, the most feared of all chess openings. Here is the starting position of one of the most horrifying chess openings the world has ever known.
It does not matter what your opponent plays or what color you are…..
…..If he sets artillery against your kingside, blunt it with a PAWN FORTRESS
If he tries to take the pawn, you are in trouble and can get mated in under 10 moves
You can avoid mate with the Fabled Advanced G Pawn ifajig attack
From this position, you will come under a lot of fire. You may still get mated, the ifajig attack is meant to be played in 1 minute chess, you must rely on wit and the element of surprise to take your foe down and not get mated at the same time.
Shit can really go down in this legendary opening. The ancient and revered monks of the high mountains of eastern Afghanistan told me that this opening can only be played under a full moon, when Mother Moon is present… observe what happened as Mother Moon guided me through the onslaught. I lost many warriors but was able to win the battle.
See how both the bishop and knight are on
If your opponent leaves a knight on f6, you can use ifajig attack secret move #1: The Pawn Swing
Crack open that kingside for your queen, rooks and knights with a lethal pawn swing
Now, with h4, you will have a strong grip over g5 and you can you put a harassing bishop (for opponents queen), ambitious knight, or advanced pawn there
ifajig attack secret move #2: The Shocking Knight Offering
The opportunity to shock your opponent with this mystery comes often in most variations of the ifajig attack
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